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Are you bored of always being the smartest person in the room? Do awkward social exchanges get your goat? Ever feel that you should just chill and keep your amazingly insightful observations to yourself? If you've answered NO to any of these questions, you're definitely a smarty pants... and BOY do we have a line of amazing tee shirts that the Universe must have manifested specifically for YOU! You're THAT special; aren't you?

Each comfortable, high-quality, eye-catching tee is expertly designed and manufactured by a consortium of magickal elves, dedicated wholly to reaching deeply into the zeitgeist and excreting it into existence.

There's a lot more on the way. Thanks for stopping by!